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MEMBER'S HOTLINE, July 23, 1979
What part of your job
turns you on the most?
Like ... sending some
mean dude to J•II ...
or giving some poor
kid a second ch•nce?
Your Honor ...
my
client
is charged with smoking
marijuana! This is his
first offense, and he's
promised never to do it
again! Therefore, I would
like to ask the Court to
give him another chance!
Your Honor, the
defendant is
accused of not
providing any
Putting on
this ROBE
Now hold it,
Counselor!!
Junkies don't
get leniency
in MY Court!
Well, I can under
stand that! These
things take time!
heat or making
needed repairs in
several apmrtment
buildings he owns!
But Your
Honor!
He
was ordered to do
these things over
SIX MONTHS AGO!
No ... because
when I'm wear
ing it, every·
body has to do
what I say
even my wife!
One more word, and
I'll hold you in
contempt! You can
share a cell with
this dope fiend!!
Good help
is hard
to find
these
days!
CASE
DIS-
MISSED!
Hur ye ... hear ye!
All rise! All rise!
This Court is now In
session! Honorable
Judge Spurious J.
Kickback, presiding!
Isn't this
fantastic?!
Nobody sits
down until
I give them
the word!
P�ge 3
I can relate to
that! The same
thing used to
happen to me when
I walked into a
Singles Bar!!
Pardon me
while I wet
my whistle!
Man, didn't
you lean a
little heavy
on that kid
... just for
He broke the law! I don't
know what's wrong with
�ids these days, smoking
Hey,
how
All that
shouting
made me
that tilthy stuff to get
a little high! I'd throw
the book at him even if
marijuana were LEGAL!!
thirsty!
puffing grass?
. .
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•.
Joe, people don't seem to realize how
difficult it is being a landlord today!
I happen to own a few tenements-uh
\ mean, apartment houses-myse\1, and
all I get from tenants is complaints!
But just because l'M a property own·
er doesn't mean that I'm prejudiced!
I call 'em as I see 'em in my Court!